Wednesday, August 25, 2010
• Target Shoppers Annonymous •
You know you have a problem when:
You wrack your brain trying to come up with any household item you might "need" as an excuse to go to Target.
Going in for only paper towels, you somehow leave Target with $291 worth of merchandise, a quarter of it spent on Dollar Spot items.
The factors that will seal the deal on your decision to move to a small town are:
a) Does it have a good school system
b) Is there an indoor public pool
c) Does it have a Target
While on a frenzied quest to reach end-of-isle discount chocolate, trying to maneuver one of those unmaneuverable, oversize toddler-seat-equipped shopping carts (fully loaded), you nearly take out an entire row of Cheerio boxes.
You have actually lost sleep at night harboring anxiety about returning and then re-buying an outfit in order to save $2.51 by getting the newly reduced clearance price.
You have purchased multiple Dwell Studio infant boys clothing items, despite the fact that you do not actually have, and may never have, an infant boy.
One of the post labels for your design blog is "Target."
Well, here's some cute boy clothing for all those of you who do have little boys.